Would you rather be funny or clever?

Question

Would you rather be funny or clever?
Explain please. And no, you cant say Both and get ten points. That isnt clever...or funny.

Answer

Sorry, but damn the points. I know lots of funny people, and theyre all clever.brbrHumour is born of intelligence its a different way of looking at the world, one goes hand in hand with the other.brbrLet me ask you this if youre travelling at the speed of light in your spaceship and you turn your headlights on, will anything happen?brbrI used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. brbrLast night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. brbrIf toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? brbrI have an existential map. It has quotYou are herequot written all over it. brbrSteve Wright