Showing posts with label people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label people. Show all posts

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Would you rather be funny or clever?


Question


Would you rather be funny or clever?
Explain please. And no, you cant say Both and get ten points. That isnt clever...or funny.


Answer


Sorry, but damn the points. I know lots of funny people, and theyre all clever.brbrHumour is born of intelligence its a different way of looking at the world, one goes hand in hand with the other.brbrLet me ask you this if youre travelling at the speed of light in your spaceship and you turn your headlights on, will anything happen?brbrI used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. brbrLast night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. brbrIf toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? brbrI have an existential map. It has quotYou are herequot written all over it. brbrSteve Wright



Would you like to live forever?Cons and pros of being immortal?


Question


Would you like to live forever?Cons and pros of being immortal?


Answer


Nope. brbrCons brbrEveryone you knw and love would eventually die. Sur eyou could love more people but they would die as well. brbrWould I age? I woudl hate to live forever in the body of a year old...brbrProsbrbrYou could see new technology, meet new people, and you could be filthy rich...